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REDNECKS ABBREVIATED MEDICAL DICTIONARY

adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto
anesthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool.
antacid......(n) aloosinagenic drugs uzed by itty bitty bugz.
bowel........(n) A alfabit letter lyke A, E, I, O, or U or why?
bronchitis...(n) dinosour frum the plastikseen age; extinked. catscan......(v) lukin' fer hookers (dont y'all do this)
cauterize....(v) makin' eye contak with a hooker (berry dangerous)
d & c........(n) Warshingtun; whar the weirdos, purvurts, & kongress type peepul live.

emema........(n) sumone who ain't never no frend no how
fester.......(n) yer unkles name (mos likelee)
genital......(n) head of a army, fer sample, Genital Robert E. Lee

heart........(v) when u cauz pain to some1
hypodermic...(n) huge, big, fat zoo crittur; mostly live in de woter mamogram.....(n) short note sent 2 yer ma er other female

papsmear.....(v) when peepul sez veri ugli things bout yer pappy recovery.....(n) place wear yew fix up yer fernitur
rectum.......(v) whut happenz when yew drive yer pick up truck drunk

seizure......(n) Emperore of Rome. series.......(n) tv continuin show, fer sample, Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
tumor........(n) how many beers yew can drink after last call
urine........(v) xact oppisyte of yerrout